Mono: Ahaha. You feel thats gonna be a big hit in the blogosphere?
Me: I can't see any way that it could fail
Mono: Well you have me there. Between you [sic] brand name and my witty repartee its pretty much assured to be a global phenomenon.
Me: I'm sayin! So. The top 3 ranked golfers in the world are all british. I vote we trade tiger and phil for cash considerations and a player to be named later.
Mono: Hrm, you think theres any chance we could give away tiger, phil, and the mythical zombie boo radley for rory mclroy and his plane fare over?
Me: Thatd be sweet. I'm really high up on rory after I found out his dad placed a bet that hed win the british open by the time he turned 25. Thats good parenting.
Mono: Hand't heard that one, but man that guy should like write a parenting manual and go on tour. Step one, have talented child. Step two, bet on child to do something awesome. Step three, either profit or disown child as failure and move on to other kids you've had as insurance.
Me: Always a good plan to hedge your bets with multiple kids, i mean, one of ems gotta be good at something.
Mono: Thats the theory anyway. Keep poppin out more until you finally find the meal ticket kid, or until a government or corporation comes along and castrates you for having 40 kids and generally being a dick.
Me: Plus "the mclroy method" is a great name for a book.
Mono: I'd buy it.
Me: So I started reading an article about how the hockey hall of fame needs an overhaul, when it struck me that i might care less about that than the college world series.
(for reference, here is our previous conversation about how much I hate the college world series)
Me: God I hate the college world series so much. Its somehow worse than the bcs as far as college championships go.
Mono: Well it takes longer, still has a stupid format, and probably generates like tree fitty in revenues...so yea its pretty bad
Me: Plus, nebraska? Hands down one of the ten worst states.
Mono: It might win in the "most corn filled wasteland" category, assuming that its a category at all.
Me: Its one of thsoe pity categories, like at little kids parties where everyone gets an award
Mono: Hehe, the participation prize may be the primary cause for the decline of western civilization.
Me: FACT
Mono: Wait wait wait, hockey has a hall of fame? And its not just like four guys?
Me: I assume the reason the guy felt it needed an overhaul was the current requirement was just, picked up a hockey stick that one time.
Mono: I wouldve figured the current requirement was "gretzky and lemieux still feel lonely, get the phone book out"
Me: Maybe they called random people and asked how many hockey players they could name, and everyone they said got in.
Mono: Man that is the greatest system for hall of fame voting ever, it actually fits the name of the hall as opposed to the current system.
Me: heh.
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